“ It’s like in golf,” he said. “A lot of people — I don’t want this to sound trivial — but a lot of people are switching to these really long putters, very unattractive,” said Mr. Trump, a Republican. “It’s weird. You see these great players with these really long putters, because they can’t sink three-footers anymore. And, I hate it. I am a traditionalist. I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist.
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Donald Trump, comparing same-sex marriage to picking a new golf club (via aatombomb)
This is the most confusing homophobic statement ever made. I think he’s either saying he’s got a small dick? Or he’s bragging that he can take a three-footer in his hole? Or he doesn’t like having sex with men who have really big dicks?
(via love-and-radiation)
WHAT IS HE EVEN?
I’m confused. (via turn-on-the-neon)
I didn’t think you could insult both golfers and gay people all at the same time…
and “happen to be gay”? Like, one happens to stub their toe?
(via squee-gee)
reblogging because this commentary is hilarious
